"My Body's Unique like the Sistine Chapel"

So on tuesday Tori took the kids she was nannying to sunsplash and I decided that I was going to tag along... Before I went to sunsplash I was out with my Mom running errands and she wanted to know how much it would cost so I asked Cha Cha, and found out it was $7 cheaper if you bought a ticket online, and being that I am a major bargain shopper I decided to buy a ticket online... I go to golfland.com and click on Arizona and it brings up the names of the parks and I really didn't pay attention to that I just looked for where it was located, saw the one located in tempe and bought tickets to it.....So I go up to the counter and try to get my wristband and the're like you bought a ticket to big surf not sunsplash and I was like aren't they all the same thing? I mean they are owned by the same company after all... so I walk away just laughing and see Tori and Tamara at the lockers and I tell them what I did and the yjust chuckeled and they tell me to talk to the people at the entrance to see if there is anything I can do, well there wasn't so I see this man and his son walking out of the park and I ask if there is anyway I can get his wristband because I am the BIGGEST dumbass in the world....so I get it, I get in and I enjoy my short stay at the waterpark.

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